Muppets Most Wanted Interview with Kermit, Miss Piggy, and Constantine #MuppetsMostWantedEvent

Muppets Most Wanted

Kermit, Miss Piggy, and Constantine Interview

Kermit, Miss Piggy, and Constantine? What?!? I got to interview all three…AT THE SAME TIME!! It was such a fun interview and we learned the answer to the age old question. Boxers or Briefs? Or, in the case of Constantine…none of the above.

As hard as I tried, I couldn’t get a picture with all three at the same time, but our super couple Kermit and Miss Piggy decided they would do me the honor and let me be in the picture with them. Wasn’t that sweet? 😉

The interview time flew by way to quickly, but I’m excited to share with you this unique experience.

Listen to the full interview now:

Okay, so the hard hitting questions first. Constantine and Kermit, is it boxers or briefs?

KERMIT :  Oh I’m definitely boxers myself, although I’m nothing right now.
CONSTANTINE :  I just like to go free and easy.
MISS PIGGY:  Do not lie to all these people.  I said you can’t lie to all these people.  They can, they can see the answer right now.
KERMIT :  Well yes, I mean–
CONSTANTINE :  I am more honest than you. I wear nothing.
KERMIT :  No I do like to wear boxers.  Every chance I get.
CONSTANTINE :  Oh yes.
KERMIT :  I look ridiculous in them
CONSTANTINE :  Yeah.

When Miss Piggy was asked who is more romantic, Kermit or Constantine this was the answer.

MS. PIGGY:  Well that’s easy it’s Kermie. He’s so much more handsome than this, this uh– toad.
CONSTANTINE :  You know what she does not know difference.
Yeah that–  well close your eyes Pig.
KERMIT :  That’s true.
MISS PIGGY PIGGY:  I can’t.
CONSTANTINE :  Close your eyes.  Look other way. Do something, come on.
KERMIT :  Okay watch this.  Ms. Piggy, Ms. Pig can you hear me?
MISS PIGGY:  You’re not fooling me Kermit.
CONSTANTINE :  HAHAHAHA I fool you Pig.  Who cares Pig. Ms. Pig.
MISS PIGGY:  Oh come on Constantine. You sound nothing like Kermit.
KERMIT :  See she has no idea.
CONSTANTINE :  It’s so easy to fool pig.
KERMIT :  Yeah, yeah.
CONSTANTINE :  Does that answer your question?
KERMIT :  It brings up so many more questions.
CONSTANTINE :  I know.

 We asked what Miss Piggy’s secret was for looking fantastic.

MISS PIGGY:  That was a wonderful question.  Thank you so much.
MISS PIGGY:  Well I don’t think it’s gonna’ work for you, but it’s– well
MISS PIGGY:  I just, I just woke up one morning and decided I’m not gonna’ eat. It’s not for me.  I’m gonna’ do something else with my life.  I’m not gonna’ waste my time aging you know.  I’m gonna’, I’m gonna’ have– I’m gonna’, I’m gonna’ drink some coffee. That’s what I’m gonna’ do.  I’m gonna’ drink coffee. I’m not gonna’ age. I’m gonna’ have–  I’m gonna’ go–  I’m gonna’ go get my nails done.  I’m not gonna’ age.
KERMIT :  And it worked?
MISS PIGGY:  You had to ask?
KERMIT :  Okay I guess it worked.
CONSTANTINE :  She also has good plastic surgeon. It is true. I only speak truth.
MISS PIGGY:  You are speaking more truth than this one over here.
CONSTANTINE :  Yes this right. This is nothing to be ashamed of.
MISS PIGGY:  No I’m not ashamed.
KERMIT :  No I just learned not to speak the whole truth. That’s all.
CONSTANTINE :  That’s because it get you punch.
KERMIT :  That’s because I, I don’t want to exterminate myself.
CONSTANTINE :  Right.

Miss Piggy was asked about her favorite designer and what it was like to work with Vivienne Westwood [on her wedding dress]

MISS PIGGY:  Yes.  Um right now Vivian Westwood is my favorite.  She made me some exquisite dresses…including a certain white gown.
KERMIT :  I’ve seen it, I’ve seen it.
MISS PIGGY:  That I wear down a certain isle in the movie.
KERMIT :  Which you uh–  you– fortunately you did not get fortunately from me.  You didn’t get to keep your wardrobe.
MISS PIGGY:  Well I, I can call her. I can call Vivian. I’m sure shed let me borrow it again you know.  No for a day.
KERMIT :  I think it’s a secret.  No, no, no.  I– That’s okay.
MISS PIGGY:  Just once. That’s all it takes.
KERMIT :  That’s okay. Okay.
MISS PIGGY:  Anyways it was a– and so I love, I love her fashions, yes.  And the dress that she made is– it’s, it’s really quite something. It’s actually made out of recycled plastic.
KERMIT :  Yeah it smells like sour milk.  But it looks great, it looks great.
MISS PIGGY:  Everybody.
KERMIT :  It’s true, it’s true, it’s true.  We’d say Piggy you got milk?  That was our big joke on set. Nope, nope.
MISS PIGGY:  In the back there!

Kermit was asked about his plans to marry Miss Piggy and have little piglets and froggies.

KERMIT :  Well to the extent–
MISS PIGGY:  Yes.
KERMIT :  that Ms. Piggy–
MISS PIGGY:  Oh I’m sorry that, that was for him.
KERMIT :  Oh I was gonna’ say that–  then you can be a mommy blogger.
AUDIENCE: Whoaaaaaa!!!!
MISS PIGGY:  You are the future me.
KERMIT :  Oh my goodness. I, I– hum. So many ways to take that question.  Wow.

 When asked about any truth behind the love story between Miss Piggy and Constantine.

CONSTANTINE :  I was doing best acting of my career. Pretending that I like the pig.
MISS PIGGY:  Oh yeah.  Oh yeah.
CONSTANTINE :  It is true.
MISS PIGGY:  Well I, I was acting too.
CONSTANTINE :  No you were not.  You think you can scare me frog.  I know. [
KERMIT :  We knew it was risky bringing Constantine on a P.R. tour.
CONSTANTINE :  I tell it like it is.
KERMIT :  Yeah.

 Constantine was asked about his role as the villain and how it felt to blow ‘stuff’ up.

CONSTANTINE :  Oh it was the greatest pleasure of my life.
KERMIT :  Yeah.
CONSTANTINE :  I enjoy do– to blow the things up.  I enjoy stealing things.  I enjoy stealing the movie from a pig and other frog.  I think I will now go steal other, other things from other shows.
KERMIT :  Yeah?
CONSTANTINE :  Yes.
CONSTANTINE :  Your what?  Yes other shows like–
MISS PIGGY:  Well I think, I think you should go do that.
CONSTANTINE :  I will go do the Modern Families.  I will steal that show.
KERMIT :  Yeah.
CONSTANTINE :  I think I would be great on 60 Minutes.  The in depth report.
MISS PIGGY:  Why don’t you go now?
CONSTANTINE :  I will.  Right now I’m going to be here to mess with you pig.
KERMIT :  Yeah hold onto your wallets.
CONSTANTINE :  Yes.
Miss Piggy was asked about her favorite song to sing

MISS PIGGY:  Well any, any song–  any song that was written for “Muah” of course you know.  You know wrecking ball was actually written–
KERMIT :  Well is that right?
MISS PIGGY:  Yes, yes.
MISS PIGGY:  As was, as was uh you know Celine Dione’s big hit um My Heart Will Go On.
KERMIT :  That was written for you?
MISS PIGGY:  Me, yup, yup.  I gave it to her.
KERMIT :  Wow, wow.
MISS PIGGY:  Yeah I gave her a big break.
KERMIT :  Talk about a sinking ship.
MISS PIGGY:  Which is uh– which is what I did in this movie too.  I gave her another big break you know. That she will sing alongside “Muah” for a couple of verses.
KERMIT :  And nobody breaks like Piggy.
MISS PIGGY:  No.
KERMIT :  Nobody breaks like Piggy.

Be sure to come back tomorrow and read my review of Muppets Most Wanted, starring Kermit, Miss Piggy, and Constantine! Tomorrow is opening day, so take everyone and head to the theaters to see Muppets Most Wanted on the big screen.